funny things mark says and does by vicky his Wife

I often call Mark 'Basil Fawlty' mainly because he has the same long bandy legs and seems to skip around corners, he also has the same patience as Basil i.e NONE!

Mark can be quite competitive at times, this can be quite annoying when im reading or just relaxing and he's trying to answer questions on a quiz show on tv before the contestants can, he cant answer it quietly either oh no no he has truly got a bell in every soddin tooth!
If he gets it right he's all........ 'Seeeeeee I told you! God im brainy!' if he gets it wrong he goes all quite.
I remember once there was this VERY easy question on who wants to be a millionaire ---'What is a person who makes bread called?' Mark screamed 'HOVIS!!!!' ahh bless him.

Friday night is drinking night with our mates and something always happens when mark is around. One night we were just about to leave one pub and go to another he was smoking a ciggie and put his jacket on, as he offered one of his mates a ciggie he opened his jacket and with that the lit ciggie from his mouth fell into his inside jacket pocket, we were all in hysterics while mark was shouting & swearing and ran to the gents and poured water into his pocket.

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