what a wild weekend we had

As i promised heres the lowdown from friday night and what a night i was i met martin leighton leon genna hayley and andrew in monkey bar where we had a great laugh a few pints and a lovely cigar. then it was off to the bank statement for a quick drink little dance and then from there it only got better as we lost ourselves in the dreaded BERMUDA TRIANGLE where my wife and her friend met us we had a few shots and i had some lovely test tubes while leighton was drinking the DEATH TEQUILA which made me laugh then it was off to SA1 where we carried on our drinking dancing and piss taking. leon the legend bought 6 jugs of sex on the beach which were lovely (not for his wallet tho he he) leighton had some and the he was back on the shots. after that it was off to ice bar that is when it got hilarious as leighton started speaking to his kind of people THE ILLEGALS who only say "spray spray 2 pound" and i was pissing myself laughing as leighton was there for a good 10 minutes. after that we went to chigaco rock where nobody gets to sit down because the music is old school stuff and everybody must dance that is where my wife was talking to the DJ 5 minutes later he gave her a bottle of champers which was really nice.

dont ask me how much i had to drink as i cant remember and i dont want to remember as i had the best time ever and i want to keep it that way